Keep Calm and Carry-On: Archive

Dec 31st

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How teens and adults text

Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff hahahaha so true!

Dec 31st

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Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →

wowfunniestposts: Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy: FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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A real boy won't care what the size of your bra...

a renaissance man.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Watch

Hahaha. Does it perfect every time and fails when I video it haha

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Watch

best song ever!

Dec 24th

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Why People Stay Up So Late Playing Video Games

“…[they] hold you there. whispering in your ear ‘no. dont go. one more game. who needs sleep? you can sleep all day tomorrow, you have nothing better to do. stay here with me. one more game. just one.’”

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Sleep

I should’ve been asleep an hour ago. Tumblr wins again…

Dec 21st

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me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye